I have some thing to tell you, my dear wife. Ever since I went to Calinfornia, all those 7 months ago, much has happened, both good and bad, but allow me to start with the good. I have bought Crystal, your adorable Corgie that you and I both love so much, a new little sweater vest. I got her some little booties that match with the vest, it looks amazing, I tagged a photo to this email.
But now for the bad news so brace yourself. I am sad to say that our little furry friend has gone somewhere, somewhere that we will not be able to see her for a while. She left us without even a goodbye. Yes, I am afraid that your mom followed me out to here. She took Crystal and is holding her for ransom, in eschange of you. That crazy woman can not handle us being together. Whelp, I will send you more letters soon, but I need to get to the bottom of this.
